The Republic of Winter Cultist 92 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.685 billion Winter Cultist 92ians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 38.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Winter Cultist 92ian economy, worth 438 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 37,526 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Winter Cultist 92's national animal is the leopard.

Winter Cultist 92 is ranked 205,227^th in the world and 1^st in Commonwealth of Crowns for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.78 on the Bus Surprisal Index.